@ARTIST: Candye Kane @SONG: Masturbation Blues @ALBUM: White Trash Girl @YEAR: 2005 I know my body better than anybody else But that don't mean I want to go to bed all by myself I got the blues, the masturbation blues It helps me to snooze, I got the masturbation blues Everybody does it, some refuse to say The ones who say they don't, are probably doin' it each day They got the blues, the masturbation blues It's a game you can't loose, get the masturbation blues If you wanna show somebody how it's done Put your hand on it, have a little fun And get the blues, the masturbation blues Spread the good news, get the masturbation blues My palms are getting hairy, my eyesight's getting worse Everybody knows I got the masturbation curse I got the blues, the masturbation blues It's there when I choose, I got the masturbation blues I can't concentrate, I need a ten-minute break All I need is my right hand, I'll be feeling great I got the blues, the masturbation blues It helps me to snooze, I got the masturbation blues So spread the good news, get the masturbation blues!