@ARTIST: Hefner
@SONG:   More Christian Girls

   Now I believe the angels taunt my laughs and bless my sighs,
   Oh god is my crutch and my need is such I want to smell all the sheets
   where she lies,
   Her sermon is a burden and I cower and crave all the love she gives to
   others in spades,
   She is wisdom, she is light, she is all thats in between.
   Christian girls should be kept pristine and totally devoid of pain,
   she wont here my refrain.
   Glorias freckles just titter and tease and theyre no bloody use to me.
   Scribble to a note that is tacked to my door is a list of all the
   traits in men I abhore like looking at the hemlines of the young
   pretty ladies when they should be looking at their lips,
   And no matter how hard I pray my bed still stays empty,
   No matter how hard I pray my soul remains untouched.
   Its a shame that she feels this way, I want to kiss all her fingers
   today.
   (The famous Stuart Murdoch appearance. Hes quite a perfectionist, he
   certainly spent longer on his part then we did on any of the rest of
   this)