@ARTIST: Hefner
@SONG:   Tactile

   In five minutes Ill be leaving this room,
   she doesnt listen but my word how I swoon when she talks,
   but talk is never enough.
   The dirty talk thats whats bothering me,
   And the gawdy walls of this rented property,
   I think Im watching too much porn on T.V.
   But I wont go upstairs with her if she talks to me this way,
   And Im not lonely, Im just bored,
   Her clothes are strewn over the living room floor.
   I dont want to get laid I just want to be held.
   She is unfaithful to a husband 5 miles away,
   She lives alone and she rues her wedding day,
   She married beneath herself thats what her girlfriends say.
   Her smile is sad but not the saddest Ive ever seen,
   The saddest smiles are in the dirty magazines,
   She made me laugh and now she plans to make me scream.
   And petticoat hems are rising to high,
   Romance is dead I think I see the reason why,
   I dont want to get laid I just want to be held.