Sysadm do you think they'll mail the bomb
Sysadm do you think they'll make it wrong
Sysadm do you think they'll try to guess my pass
Oooh, Sysadm should You build a firewall

Sysadm should I run set-uid
Sysadm should I trust the scheduler
Sysadm will it put me in the waiting status
Oooh, Is it just a waste of CPU

Hush now luser, luser don't you cry
Sysadm's gonna make all of your nightmares come true
Sysadm's gonna put all the restrictions into you
Sysadm's gonna keep your disk usage under his foot
He won't let you login but he might let you logout
Sysadm will keep luser writting /dev/null
Ooooh Luser  Ooooh Luser  Ooooh Luser
Of course sysadm'll help build the firewall

Sysadm do you think process's nice enough
For me
Sysadm do you think process's dangerous
For me
Sysadm will it remove my little files apart
Oooh, Sysadm will it exceed my quota

Hush now luser, luser don't you cry
Sysadm's gonna check out all your files for you
Sysadm won't let anyone dirty get through
Sysadm's gonna wait up till you log in
Sysadm will always find out where you've been
Sysadm's gonna keep your $HOME empty and clean
Ooooh Luser  Ooooh Luser  Ooooh Luser
You'll always be a Luser to me

Sysadm, could your raise the quota a bit?