Well, I bought it up,
brought Windows home excited, boot it up.
But when I load it up,
it says my memory is not enough.

I've been running out,
I need some extra RAM to fix me up.
I have to caught it up.
Open my wallet up,
it never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops.

This Windows 95
is suckin' up my drive.
It makes a penny of five.
But my PC
is obsolete,
I'll have to buy myself a brand new machine.

Bring it up.

Stick it up.

You set me in and now you got me hooked,
you got me, you got me.

There's so much stuff to buy,
I need a new hard drive.
It's gonna suck me dry.
My 386
don't have the speed.
It takes an hour just to bring up the screen.

yeah! yeah!

oh, no!
I'm making a software pies.
wow!
It's making Bill Gates come.
Yoh! yoh!
You make a rich man come.